thanks for the adventure
now go have a new one!
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✯✰Spotted: Harry taking home yet another slutty mystery blonde! When will it stop???
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white lips pale face i wonder how niall’s dick tastes
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Ways to kill your enemies
I know way too much about killing people because of this website
I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW
by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them
bubble tea of death
Bubble tea of death
Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.
Basically Bubble Tea of Death
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“honey, i’m home!” i yell. the honey does not respond. it cannot talk
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*cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive
what the fuck does this post even mean
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coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
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how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce
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